Accept
defeat,Myassyoubitch was told!!
THE West piled pressure on President Slamitup
Myassyoubitch's ass yesterday to accept their 16" baton as his wife’s tight tight little package had already done,
but his back was bad and he didn't want to risk it, insisting it would not have fit. He also had a bit of a cold.
Bros was thrown out of the Aboriginies bush yesterday for urinating in a didgerydoo
His friend Ikyikyyazhoodo, a native and 'a very nice fella' tried to stand up for him but it was all in vain because its not the first time it has happened, and Bros clearly in the wrong still insisted he was right.
UN Slams "The Lads" For Turning into "Boring Bastards" Angered
over jokes about his name, man kills patron in gay bar Ger
looks like Shit in fashion week
THE head of the UN mission in Castletownbere
yesterday branded "The Lads" attempts to pretend that they still have lives
as “pathetic” after two UN observers fled last Saturday's night out because it was far too boring. Former UN President Butrus Butrus Gali ("a nice fella", according to Bros) said yesterday "lads, ye can't be doing that, now".
While attempts have been made in the last few weeks to salvage some pride, such as Kiely and Ray getting barred from Scotts, and rumours circulating that Neal has been fighting women in the streets, critics say that this is a far cry from the states of inebriation and depravity that were part and parcel of nights out of old.
Dr. Butrus Butrus Gali also said that he has never met Bros in his life and has no intention of changing that situation.
RONALD GAY, the man accused of killing
one person and wounding six others in a gay bar, acted because of long
standing anger over jokes people made about his last name, police said.
ONE of the most talked about crap people
this season at London Fashion Week, Gerry "I suck cocks for fun" Bigballs , introduced his new "homosexual" look
in Douglas last night, flamboyantly promoting his liberated,
sexy yet crap 2001 collection. It was said that their isn't a person in the world that could look anything but rampantly homosexual in an off-white cricket jumper, but Ger is still wearing it.
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Thosuands of angry tall thin corkonians came out to show their disgust at Ger's blatant homosexuality and choice of jumpers. Note the anger on the face of the man in red(AP PHOTO / Niall 'I like lesbians' Harty)
To EU or not EU: that
is the question facing Danish voters
The Hamlet Syndrome is hindering Denmark’s
introduction to the Eurozone, reports Mark Hennessy
Hungry mobs attack
relief teams
HUNGRY mobs in marooned villages attacked
relief teams and troops on boats in flood-hit eastern India yesterday,
where monsoon flooding has left at least 208 people dead and 165 missing.
O'Brien excells in Junior C football for Ballymartle
O'Brien RP scores 4-16 to help 'The Martle' win thier third match of the season. When asked about his performance afterwards, he could only say "well, I didn't think I was great, but all the lads thought I was brilliant". The lads denied ever saying this!
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